11. That's No Guard Dog, That's A Guard Bear!
This sign is highly inaccurate and should probably be taken down. That’s not a guard dog—it’s a fully grown polar bear patrolling the grounds. The thought of being mauled by a vicious canine the size of a T-Rex is pretty terrifying. We’d definitely avoid that building, just in case the dog somehow broke through the fence and came straight for us. That said, this dog is an impressive protector. His sheer size and presence command respect and awe. But given how much of a sweetheart he is, that probably wouldn’t happen. He’s far too friendly to act so violently. Despite his intimidating appearance, this gentle giant has a heart full of love and loyalty. This delightful paradox reminds us not to judge a book by its cover, as sometimes the most loving companions are the ones who look the fiercest.
