12. Where Medieval Meets the Rainbow
Purchased by a mother and son at a Renaissance fair, these massive rainbow wings are loud, to say the least. The two were apparently captivated by the idea of looking like a cross between a technicolor parrot and a medieval court jester. Why settle for a modest monk’s robe when you can blind every onlooker with a rainbow of colors that would even make a peacock jealous? At least, that’s their perspective.
With this set of wings, practicality flies out the window—or, to be honest, it never really entered. All we can say is, dress for a bewildered audience. Imagine walking through a historically accurate Renaissance fair, surrounded by meticulously crafted period costumes, and then BAM! The human rainbow has arrived. These wings are more
